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Monday Menage e Trois 2007-03-27 02:07:58 I got a list of questions from a reader last week, and it obviously struck such a chord that I received a list this week as well. I’m now going to make this a weekly feature called Monday Menage e Trois. Feel free to email me any quickie questions you’re scared to ask anyone else.
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My girlfriend often talks about how poorly her ex treated her. I’m doing my best to support her, but I can tell she’s still harboring a lot of resentment. How can I get her to stop?
It sounds like she needs some serious closure. This would be a prime time for margaritas around a bonfire, where we burn him in effigy. Then hootchify yourselves up and hit the bars. Or you can submit her application to “Intervention”.
I love my boyfriend, and I’m turned on by him. But when we have sex, I start fantasizing about other men. What can I do to focus on the person on top of me?
First and foremost, let me say that no one is going to focus on their partner 100% of the tim
I’ll Leave a Light on For Ya. 2007-03-26 03:16:48 We wandered down the halls of the hotel, excited to be somewhere new. As we saw the new sights and smelled the smell of paint and cleaner in the recently-remodeled hallway, we began to notice the various sounds that were inundating the hall as we walked.
We passed one room where a man was laughing loudly. It made us smile.
We passed another room where a tv was blasting some Bruce Willis movie. We stopped for a minute and puzzled as to what the movie might’ve been, and then we went on our way.
Then, we heard it. The muffled sounds of a couple having raunchy, sloppy, real sex. The kind of sex you can only have when you’re in a room you’ve never seen before, and you’re not responsible for cleaning. The kind of sex that no one but you will ever know about, and you’d always dreamed of having, and it smells foreign and feels heavenly. THAT kind of sex.
We stopped and looked at eachother. I blushed for a second, having stumbled on such an intimate moment
Homework for the Weekend 2007-03-23 15:16:16 Inspired by Steph over at Elementary Chef, this weekend’s homework is a particularly fun and exciting activity: mix food with foreplay.
Notice that I specified food with FOREPLAY: using food or liquids not intended for intercourse (which is most of them) can cause bacteria to breed and infection to run rampant. (Blech.) But if used carefully, food can be a great and easy way to bring some variety into the bedroom!
If you need some inspiration, here’s a few beginner’s ideas:
Use a piece of juicy fruit to trace luscious lines on your partner’s body, and then use your tongue to follow that path. The erotic mix of smells, tastes, and sensations will bring a whole new meaning to getting your three servings of fruit a day!
Chocolate has been a long-standing aphrodesiac.. why not carry it into the bedroom? Chocolate syrup is a wonderfully messy way to spice things up. Consider using the syrup during fellatio as an incentive to swallow (ha!) or during cunnilingus as Read more:Homework
Finding “Sexy” Without Sex. 2007-03-21 21:53:52 I remember it very well, even though you pretend it never happened.
I remember the beer on your breath. I remember how that wasn’t all that I tasted in your cheek with my tongue; you tasted like stale beer, old cigarettes, and fear. You stank of fear.
I don’t blame you. You had every reason in the world to be terrified of me. I was just like you.
You, who constantly preyed on the weak and insecure, only to fulfill the abandonment they fought against when the sun rose. You, who had the lines down pat and breathed his role with every fiber of his breathing. You, who were dashing and unconventional, paying insincere comments to women in the hopes that you could woo them cheaply.
I was you. In a female form. Which, I suppose, is terrifying.
I remember how you clumsily groped my breasts as I felt your tongue along my lips. I remember thinking how, after all these years of admiring you from a distance, the truth was not as pleasant as I had dreamed. I remember trying, Read more:sex
Swing with Me 2007-03-21 01:58:54 I did my own homework this weekend.
We were enjoying one of our milder nights here in the south, and chose to walk downtown to soak in the breeze. Although we left our front porch before the sun had dipped down, on our return stroll, we had shadows forming all around us.
Hand in hand, he led me down a street I had never explored before, and we discovered a sprawling playground, complete with swings, slides, and stairs. I shrieked with excitement; he hesitated.
“Come swing with me,” I begged. “Please.”
He decided he would rather push.
It started out innocently enough, with him seeing how high I would let him push me. Then, without warning, he stopped me when I came to him, and he started nibbling my neck. For just a moment, I had that sudden “What if someone sees us?” fear, but his warm breath calmed me. I felt his teeth nip at my collarbone, and a sigh escaped my lips. My hands reached behind me to pull him closer to me, and I felt him, r
Start Spreading the … Sheets 2007-03-20 01:40:52 You know how, when you start the vibrator up, you always assume that no one is watching you? Or aware that it’s happening?
My writing here feels very much like that.
I’m allowed to wander as I please, at my own pace, feeling my own way around. I can take my time, and I can time my own climax like I like. It’s private. And no one know I’m doing it.
Well, not quite, I suppose.
I was happy to see Between the Sheets reviewed over at Sexy Blog Reviews, and even happier to see that the review was positive! And even happier yet to see that my “A Dinner Out” series inspired the purchase of a remote control vibrator. SUH-WEET.
So spread the joy and show the love by hopping over there. They’ve got some great reviews of sites I hadn’t yet visited, and in my humble opinion, you can never have too many favorite sexy blogs.
Now, back to that portion about the vibrator.. sexy blog reviews, vibrator, erotica
St. Patty’s Day Hangover 2007-03-19 00:16:15 I know it’s well past the holiday, but I received a questionaire from a reader with some questions for the fair-skinned and redheaded (like myself). I thought I would share.
How can I get over my Catholic guilt?
I’m a fan of Catholic guilt, personally. You tend to be more open-minded when you’re working under the assumption that you’re going to be punished anyway.
Any tips for avoiding whiskey dick?
Ah, it’s all in the timing, my dear readers. And, much like your homework, using something different (like public foreplay) can definitely counteract the dreaded whiskey dick.
Can I insist that my boyfriend keep using condoms even though we’re officially monogamous, just in case he cheats? Or would that suggest that I don’t trust him?
This, obviously, will vary by couple. If it’s really that important to you, don’t be afraid to stand up for what you want. And don’t forget, condoms make a guy last longer AND provide much need
Start Spreading the … Sheets 2007-03-18 19:58:24 You know how, when you start the vibrator up, you always assume that no one is watching you? Or aware that it’s happening?
My writing here feels very much like that.
I’m allowed to wander as I please, at my own pace, feeling my own way around. I can take my time, and I can time my own climax like I like. It’s private. And no one know I’m doing it.
Well, not quite, I suppose.
I was happy to see Between the Sheets reviewed over at Sexy Blog Reviews, and even happier to see that the review was positive! And even happier yet to see that my “A Dinner Out” series inspired the purchase of a remote control vibrator. SUH-WEET.
So spread the joy and show the love by hopping over there. They’ve got some great reviews of sites I hadn’t yet visited, and in my humble opinion, you can never have too many favorite sexy blogs.
Now, back to that portion about the vibrator.. sexy blog reviews, vibrator, erotica
Homework for the Weekend 2007-03-16 22:53:25 My dear, lovely readers, I apologize for my lack of quality posts this week. To be quite frank, I did something I never thought I’d do: I broke my vagina from having too much sex.
(Okay, so “broken pussy” is not the medical term.)
However, next week, I plan to return with full force. I’ve started several different stories and bookmarked interesting articles for all of us to delve into together. In the meantime, I leave you with a new assignment:
Fool around some place public.
Now, don’t go and get crazy and then blame me later. (Note to all: post-coital hair makes the WORST mugshot.) But I can tell you that shadows are your friend in this case: movie theatres, darkened alleyways, and empty parking lots are fabulous for this. And another word of wisdom: don’t begin more than you can quickly end, in case of intrusion.
Or, if it’s worth sticking to, be prepared to focus and get the job done!
Have a lovely weekend, and I’ll see you soo Read more:Homework
Let’s Try it ONE More Time. 2007-03-13 20:04:51
What’s your sex style Created by Lou on Memegen.net
You don’t care where you do it, how you do it, or who it’s with as long as you get sex. You are a freak and you aren’t ashamed of it. You are an incredible partner who has a few tricks up your sleeve. But just remember, sex isn’t everything…or is it?
Take this quiz now - it’s easy!
Your driving down the highway when your girl/guy turns to you and says, " I’m soo horny right now!" What do you do?
You change the subject. You’re trying to concentrate on driving
You find the closest place to park and fuck her/him right there
You reply with an " we’ll be back to my/your place shortly"
Something Interesting 2007-03-12 22:04:19
The Sex Meme to End All Sex Memes by moodeln
username
age
favorite sex toy
boring old vibratordual action vibratornipple clampsball gaga family memberdildo and/or butt plugsomething involving bloodcock ring
favorite sexual organ
penisvaginabreastsesesssasstonguefeettesticleshelp me, i’m catholic
partner
bill clinton
kink
your mother is watching
upside
ends your dry spell. come on, admit it.
downside
permanent genital damage
Great Humor = Fun Sex 2007-03-12 03:22:57 Smallville is on the tv on a lazy Sunday afternoon.
Me: C’mon, you know you’ve wondered.
Him: Wondered what?
Me: Well, you don’t have to admit it. I’ll admit it. I’ve always wondered.
Him: Wondered WHAT?
Me: I’ve always wondered if he had Super Sperm. You know. I’ve just wondered what it’s like to have sex with Superman, you know?
Him: Well.. you should know. I mean, how was it last night? Superman, sex, fantasy, heroes
Superior 2007-03-09 02:48:03 When you came up behind me, you thought I didn’t see you or notice your presence. You were wrong. Not only did I catch your reflection in one of the many gray bookcases that fill my cubicle, but the electricity from you was noticable from down the hall. Your smell washed over me as you entered, and when you put your hand on my shoulder, it was enough to make me sigh.
“It’s a ghost town in here today,” you said, softly. You weren’t supposed to be in there; a high, important executive like yourself shouldn’t be seen meandering with just a peon like myself. But we had connected early, hadn’t we? It was unsaid, and overwhelming.
“Big meeting down the hall,” I said, wanting to face you, but desiring your hand to stay where it was. Truth be told, I had a million places I wanted your hand, but my shoulder would suffice..
As if reading my thoughts, your hand slid down my arm and squeezed gently. I spun my chair around to meet your
Challenge Yourself. 2007-03-08 03:47:51 I remember the first time I felt it. In the massive bench seat of my ancient ‘88 Pontiac, the windows were getting steamy on a warm Alabama night. He was two years my junior, and that night, he taught me something about myself I didn’t know.
After voraciously making out for hours, we decided to play a game.
“Let’s see how long we can hold out from kissing,” he challenged. “The first to kiss the other one wins.” He began by nuzzling my neck, a weak spot for me. I nibbled his earlobe when it came within reach. I felt his breath trace along my collarbone, and a thousand goosebumps made their way to my skin. My pulse was racing as I struggled to stay in the game; my hands grazed under his waistband and I sighed. He kissed my ear, and I melted.
“Kiss me,” I panted.
“What?” he teased, licking the inside of my lobe.
“Kiss me. Please.” I was throbbing.
“Beg me again,” he growled. His lips were
The Turgid Taste 2007-03-07 05:02:46 I have been a fan of Nerve.com since their conception. They constantly ran a version of “Real Sex” on HBO that was designed by Nerve, and as I was “coming of age” at the time, it was the best thing since sliced bread.
(If you’re also a fan of Nerve.com and have seen that show, you now have me dated.)
As you know, I toy with erotica. I prefer mine a bit on the kinky side, exploring BDSM and bi-curiousity and other things that I’ve dabbled in through the years. I find that exploring through erotica allows me to “try” things safely, and to find my footing before I venture out.
However, there are times when good erotica can go horribly, HORRIBLY wrong.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you NERVE’S BAD EROTICA CONTEST.
While I have mixed feelings about sending you off unsatisfied, it is definitely worth clicking over. Because, in my humblest of opinions, you must have a fantastic sense of humor to truly enjoy sex. erotica, Nerve, Real
Q&A 2007-03-06 03:15:08 Tom B. wrote in with an interesting question:
I’m thinking of getting a genital piercing. How do girls feel about that? And are there any known health risks I should consider?
Well, Tom, that is a very good question. First let’s start with the facts: there are several health risks you should consider when it comes to male piercings.
The most common male genital piercing is the “Prince Albert”, where a ring is inserted right outside the frenulum and through the urethra. I’m sure I don’t need to tell you that this is a painful experience, but thankfully, there is a lower chance of infection for genital piercings than most other piercings. There are some major drawbacks, however; urinals may be a thing of the past. Since the urethra is punctured, most men learn to urinate sitting down after the piercing. And even if the piercing is removed, it may not regenerate, so consider it a permanent decision.
So, all of the bad and scary stuff aside, th
A Dinner Out, part III 2007-03-05 04:06:05 As I slipped under the table, the buzzing grew louder.
With the white linen tent surrounding me, I found myself focusing in on the noises punctuating the restaurant: the clinking glasses, the muffled polite chatter, the patter of the servers’ feet. The smells of seared meat and aromatic wines drifted in the breeze that ruffled the skirt of the tablecloth. I could’ve stayed there for some length of time, but the quick pulse of the vibrator on my clit reminded me that he was waiting.
I ran my hands up his pant legs, and to my surprise, he was trembling as well. I suppose I wasn’t the only one nervous about this public endeavor. As my hands neared his groin, the firm lump standing at attention let me know that he was excited as well. A quick slip of his zipper unleased his cock, and I took him into my mouth. His entire body relaxed as I swirled my tongue around his shaft, and I heard him internalize a moan as I flicked the tip of my tongue around the head of his
Make an O Face for Me 2007-03-02 03:54:17 Yes, chapter 3 (the final chapter) is coming, dear readers. Your emails have given me some great ideas for the “dessert”; please keep checking back to see if I’ve incorporated any of your requests. And always remember that you can reach me anytime you care to. I promise to get back to you.
Today, however, I happened upon some interesting information. Did you know, for instance, that orgasms have been scientifically proven to be stress-releasers? That part may not surprise you; Lord knows I feel much less stressed after a big O. But did you know that orgasms are also a bonafide pain reliever? Ah ha! One more reason to search for that sometimes elusive climax.]
I all too often hear women complaining about the lack of orgasms in their life, and to this I say: GET ON IT, DEAR. Men giving women orgasms is much like having a landscaper come to your house: it’s nice to sit back and watch the magic happen, but you can just as easily get your hands dirty yoursel
A Dinner Out, part II 2007-03-01 04:51:47 I squirmed in my seat, trying not to smile.
In this high-end restaurant, with dozens of people around us, he had begun to punish me. Of course, it should be clarified that the punishment was meant solely for his pleasure, and the torture was me trying to deny my own. I looked up at him through my long eyelashes, smiled my sweetest smile, and purred, “My apologies.”
He nodded. But there was no lessening of the buzzing on my clit.
The waiter brought us our glasses, mine full with the dark, rich liquid. I waited for him to sip first, and raised my own glass to my lips. The bitter taste of the wine slid into a fruity bouquet as I swirled it in my cheek, finally swallowing. I smiled in gratitude. He had picked a fine wine, one that wasn’t produced in mass quanity year-round. A special choice. For me.
We made small talk, and I made special effort to please him: I kept my back straight, which caused my breasts to stand at attention; I giggled demurely, and wait
Good Things Cum to Those Who Wait 2007-02-28 04:41:03 Oh, what an awful cocktease am I.
I know I promised my lovey readers a chapter tonight that would further detail my humiliation at dinner that fateful (and AMAZING) evening, but alas, I’ll be quite honest: I don’t have a chapter in me tonight.
And I found this blurb, where mrs.giggles discusses her personal boredom with today’s erotica scene:
Where’s the imagination? Romantic erotica is supposed to push the envelope, no? Instead, all I get nowadays are unimaginative nearly-vanilla BDSM scenes that even someone who doesn’t do BDSM in real life like me find dull, unexciting, and often even fake. I’d love to come across stories where the authors describe feelings experienced by the characters as well as what the characters are doing during sex. And it’s not just “explosive climax” - I’m talking about descriptions of taste, touch, everything. After all, sex involves all five senses - we touch, we see, we hear, we taste, and we sme Read more:cum
Good Things Cum to Those Who Wait 2007-02-28 04:41:03 Oh, what an awful cocktease am I.
I know I promised my lovey readers a chapter tonight that would further detail my humiliation at dinner that fateful (and AMAZING) evening, but alas, I’ll be quite honest: I don’t have a chapter in me tonight.
And I found this blurb, where mrs.giggles discusses her personal boredom with today’s erotica scene:
Where’s the imagination? Romantic erotica is supposed to push the envelope, no? Instead, all I get nowadays are unimaginative nearly-vanilla BDSM scenes that even someone who doesn’t do BDSM in real life like me find dull, unexciting, and often even fake. I’d love to come across stories where the authors describe feelings experienced by the characters as well as what the characters are doing during sex. And it’s not just “explosive climax” - I’m talking about descriptions of taste, touch, everything. After all, sex involves all five senses - we touch, we see, we hear, we taste, and we sme Read more:cum
A Dinner Out 2007-02-27 05:34:43 I had tried to be such a good girl.
“Table for two,” he growled. I kept my eyes to the floor, and demurely kept two steps behind him. He pulled my chair out for me, and I muttered a quiet but distinct “Thank you, sir,” as I slid into it. I worked to not seperate my knees as I sat, but in the miniskirt he picked out for me, it was difficult not to spread my legs under the table.
I saw him fiddle with his pocket. Tonight was a large test for me. He so desperately wanted to make me crack under the pressure; I was bound and determined to make it through. He smiled as he played with the remote control in his pocket; his smile, although slightly sinister, made me wet.
He opened the menu across from me. The waiter approached us and asked what my drink would be. “The house chardonnay,” I said, before I could stop myself. He glared over his menu. Damn.
“She will have a glass of Boujelais Nouveau,” he said. “I will have sparkling w
A Dinner Out 2007-02-27 05:34:43 I had tried to be such a good girl.
“Table for two,” he growled. I kept my eyes to the floor, and demurely kept two steps behind him. He pulled my chair out for me, and I muttered a quiet but distinct “Thank you, sir,” as I slid into it. I worked to not seperate my knees as I sat, but in the miniskirt he picked out for me, it was difficult not to spread my legs under the table.
I saw him fiddle with his pocket. Tonight was a large test for me. He so desperately wanted to make me crack under the pressure; I was bound and determined to make it through. He smiled as he played with the remote control in his pocket; his smile, although slightly sinister, made me wet.
He opened the menu across from me. The waiter approached us and asked what my drink would be. “The house chardonnay,” I said, before I could stop myself. He glared over his menu. Damn.
“She will have a glass of Boujelais Nouveau,” he said. “I will have sparkling w
Feelin’ the Love 2007-02-27 01:33:02 My readers are FABULOUS.
So I was feeling less than.. yummy at the end of the week last week, and sure enough, I received tons of love notes hoping to perk me up and pique my interest.
Consider me interested.
From Mark H:
I dreamt about you last night. You were wearing a tight corset, and it kept you standing up straight as I fucked you from behind. I pulled your hair, and you liked it. Your breasts bounced every time I shoved my cock up into you. You begged me to cum on your ass. Well, Mark H., it sounds like you didn’t get much sleep that night, did you? I’m glad we had fun together.
From Mistress Lizzy:
i notice that most of your stories are strictly male/female. haven’t you ever wanted to play with a girl? women are so much more intuitive to eachother’s needs, eachother’s wants.. Well, Mistress Lizzy, to be quite honest, I had a tad of “experimentation”. It was drunken, awkward, and mortifying in the light of day. But since I tur Read more:Love
Feelin’ the Love 2007-02-27 01:33:02 My readers are FABULOUS.
So I was feeling less than.. yummy at the end of the week last week, and sure enough, I received tons of love notes hoping to perk me up and pique my interest.
Consider me interested.
From Mark H:
I dreamt about you last night. You were wearing a tight corset, and it kept you standing up straight as I fucked you from behind. I pulled your hair, and you liked it. Your breasts bounced every time I shoved my cock up into you. You begged me to cum on your ass. Well, Mark H., it sounds like you didn’t get much sleep that night, did you? I’m glad we had fun together.
From Mistress Lizzy:
i notice that most of your stories are strictly male/female. haven’t you ever wanted to play with a girl? women are so much more intuitive to eachother’s needs, eachother’s wants.. Well, Mistress Lizzy, to be quite honest, I had a tad of “experimentation”. It was drunken, awkward, and mortifying in the light of day. But since I tur Read more:Love
Homework for the Weekend 2007-02-23 05:09:25 I’ll be quite honest. There are nights when even I don’t feel sexy. And to revv myself up for the night ahead, I often browse this lovely internet to find some steamy passages to get me ready to share with you. Of course, my partner enjoys this as well.
I thought I would give you an assignment this weekend. Try something new, and let me know how it works. You can email me with specifics, since I know several readers don’t like their names being widely broadcast. We can’t all be exhibitionists.
It can be something simple, like trying a new position. (Stretch before getting too adventurous, though!) Or try introducing some light bondage. (I suggest neckties, scarves, or even pantyhose for beginners.. the stretch is safer.) Incorporate food into your intimacies. (Nothing sticky around the groin, please!) Or you could visit an adult store with your lover and go crazy.
Most of all, enjoy your weekend. And be sure to share, so I can enjoy it with you. bondage, Read more:Homework
Homework for the Weekend 2007-02-23 05:09:25 I’ll be quite honest. There are nights when even I don’t feel sexy. And to revv myself up for the night ahead, I often browse this lovely internet to find some steamy passages to get me ready to share with you. Of course, my partner enjoys this as well.
I thought I would give you an assignment this weekend. Try something new, and let me know how it works. You can email me with specifics, since I know several readers don’t like their names being widely broadcast. We can’t all be exhibitionists.
It can be something simple, like trying a new position. (Stretch before getting too adventurous, though!) Or try introducing some light bondage. (I suggest neckties, scarves, or even pantyhose for beginners.. the stretch is safer.) Incorporate food into your intimacies. (Nothing sticky around the groin, please!) Or you could visit an adult store with your lover and go crazy.
Most of all, enjoy your weekend. And be sure to share, so I can enjoy it with you. bondage, Read more:Homework
Make Me Scream. Please. 2007-02-22 03:42:21 Even the most sexual of females, aka moi, still have a problem when intercourse is happening: we want the big “O”, too. This is not to say that we’re sad when it doesn’t happen, or that we feel our time has been wasted if only our partners climax, but who doesn’t cross the start line with hopes of making the finish line?
So gentlemen (and otherwise), I’m going to give you some hints on how you can help me cum.
Grab my ass. I know that it’s common knowledge that your eyes are there all the time, but when we get naked, for some reason, my supple buttocks are ALWAYS neglected. When I’m on top and riding you like a pony, a firm handful of tush might just be the push I need to reach my peak.
Feel free to warm me up before we get started with the penetration. I appreciate any effort you make between my legs, and that includes the kind that involves your tongue, your teeth, and your gums. I prefer the “snake” licks right o
Make Me Scream. Please. 2007-02-22 03:42:21 Even the most sexual of females, aka moi, still have a problem when intercourse is happening: we want the big “O”, too. This is not to say that we’re sad when it doesn’t happen, or that we feel our time has been wasted if only our partners climax, but who doesn’t cross the start line with hopes of making the finish line?
So gentlemen (and otherwise), I’m going to give you some hints on how you can help me cum.
Grab my ass. I know that it’s common knowledge that your eyes are there all the time, but when we get naked, for some reason, my supple buttocks are ALWAYS neglected. When I’m on top and riding you like a pony, a firm handful of tush might just be the push I need to reach my peak.
Feel free to warm me up before we get started with the penetration. I appreciate any effort you make between my legs, and that includes the kind that involves your tongue, your teeth, and your gums. I prefer the “snake” licks right o
Making It a Religious Experience 2007-02-21 04:21:02 I was so thrilled to see this in the news today:
A church is acknowledging the fact that people have sex.
And not just even married people. It’s acknowledging that teens are having sex. That couples become frustrated over it. That unsatisfactory sex can end marriages. Quite frankly, they’re acknowledging what everyone has been thinking and no one has said.
This was very good news, following the sex-toy debacle in Alabama. And there is still news regarding that: in one city, an adult store has been fighting the law since it hit the book, and they’ve remained open under a nine-year moratorium that allows them to still sell while appeals are ongoing. Guess what? Clock’s winding down.
And one of my readers emailed me to point out a very strange part of the Alabama law: the ban is on toys specifically designed to stimulate HUMAN genitalia.
The lucky, lucky bovine of Alabama are still happy.
Sexier news tomorrow, boys and girls. sex toys, church, ban, Alabam
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